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5 Things to do with a Human Skeleton

January 23, 2012

An all staff email just came around the Museum: “The Sackler Lab is looking to get rid of an articulated human skeleton, its missing a couple of pieces….” [sic]

1. Dress up and sell as HOV-lane passenger.

2. Take it to the gym as inspiration (just kidding, New York City is a bad influence).

3. Take apart and use for 2001: A Space Odyssey re-enactment.

4. Dress in a suit and keep perched on sofa at all times with a scotch in hand.

5. Scare people. All the time. Or gross them out. Either will do.

 

UPDATE: Skeleton was claimed. Within the hour. #*@&^$!

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